So today I was taking a dump at work in Tier 2 while the Pacific Symphony was rehearsing for tonight. I found it pretty amusing taking a dump while listening to classical music. Aint nothing like listening to an orchestra while creating one with my ass. They have their bass drum...I have my shit kabooming on the toilet creating my own rattling. They got a trumpet, I got my own tooting instrument.

Its always amusing listening to rehearsals while taking a dump in one of the levels at our theater. One time, the Lion King was rehearsing, "Can you feel the love tonight?"

"No, but I can feel this big ass piece of shit coming out of my ass."